May 29, 2008

Fresh Out:

Posted in atlanta, blogging, food, life, random, television, thoughts, work, writing tagged , , , , at 6:28 pm by Lina

  • of energy
  • of remote batteries and I sure ain’t getting my ass butt up to change the channel
  • of milk, juice, and gatorade
  • of get-up-and-go
  • of good thoughts to develop
  • of tissues
  • of stupid soap operas to make fun of
  • …now toilet paper
  • of clean clothes (that aren’t my nice, saved for special occasion clothes)
  • of patience with my mp3 player
  • of Advil
  • of sick days (good thing I’M the boss)
  • of books that I haven’t read yet
  • of IOU’s from Scott (“but Bubby please rub my head… it Hurts!”)
  • of alcohol (NOOOO!!!) lol
  • of empty trash cans
  • of Jello and soup
  • of ammunition in which to kill Dollar Menus on GTA IV (man, where are those pages of code cheats?!)
  • of bad vibes (I sent them all to the producers of day-time television)
  • of the dryer and now wrapped around my body

Staying home sick is no fun when your significant other is on an important deadline at work and his sister is out on a “day date” with some dude from the bar.

I swear if she gets over Awkward (see Tears, Beers, and Somebody else’s Fears) this quickly and starts dating Eau de OMG (like that nickname do ya?)  😀  I will have to brain her with my trash can full of tissues. Enough about her. This post is a homage to self-pity, boredom, and snotty noses.

 

Allergies be Damned!!  🙂